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"“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.""You poked it with a s..." — quote by Andy Weir

Andy Weir

“I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.""You poked it with a stick?""No!" I said. "Well. Yes. But it w...

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"“Knock-knock-knockNo, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve ligh..." — quote by Andy Weir

Andy Weir

“Knock-knock-knockNo, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone kno...

science
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"“Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cu..." — quote by Andy Weir

Andy Weir

“Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won't stay ...

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"“Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was borin..." — quote by Andy Weir

Andy Weir

“Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So...

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"“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”" — quote by Andy Weir

Andy Weir

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

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"“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit o..." — quote by Andy Weir

Andy Weir

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

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