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Bill Watterson
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”
“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”
“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wond...
“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probab...
“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”
“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”
“Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rath...
“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school...
“CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists...
“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
“You can present the material, but you can't make me care.”
“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”
“How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.”
“The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.”
