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"“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”" — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

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"“Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.”" — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.”

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"“As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment di..." — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he c...

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"“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or ..." — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”

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"“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."S..." — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me....

romance
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"“It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend..." — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.”

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"“I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the sa..." — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtf...

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"“My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do wha..." — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.”

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"“I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.”" — quote by Charlaine Harris

Charlaine Harris

“I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.”

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