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David Sedaris
“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some ...
“After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crys...
“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical ...
“When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the ...
“A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.”
“I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take ...
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