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Dorothy Parker
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
“Inventory:"Four be the things I am wiser to know:Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.Four be the things I'd been bett...
“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present the...
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
“They sicken of the calm who know the storm.”
“Be you wise and never sad,You will get your lovely lad.Never serious be, nor true,And your wish will come to you--And i...
“RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells a...
“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”
“In youth, it was a way I had,To do my best to please.And change, with every passing ladTo suit his theories.But now I k...
“I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. Yo...
