9 beautiful quotes by Erma Bombeck. Click any quote to view, download and share it as an image.
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Erma Bombeck
“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and coul...
“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”
“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or n...
“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 9...
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of t...
“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it bec...
