3 beautiful quotes by George Carlin. Click any quote to view, download and share it as an image.
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George Carlin
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy i...
