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"“I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy i..." — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used ...

truth
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"“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”" — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”

relationships
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"“Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is t..." — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are...

truth
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"“He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes...." — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an...

family
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"“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know ..." — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave...

truth
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"“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by lear..." — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing ...

relationships
366
"“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain a..." — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You...

romance
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"“..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you...." — quote by Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt

“..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.”

relationships
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