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"“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”" — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

humor
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"“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance...." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be...

relationships
975
"“If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capit..." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representat...

funny
116
"“Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!”" — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!”

funny
1,485
"“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything ..." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

death
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"“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously..." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole con...

books
1,120
"“They call me, The Sharkalator”" — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“They call me, The Sharkalator”

funny
228
"“I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny bo..." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said...

books
1,019
"“Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yea..." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't ca...

books
143

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