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"“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”" — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

humor
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"“Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!”" — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!”

funny
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"“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance...." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be...

relationships
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"“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything ..." — quote by James Patterson

James Patterson

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

death
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