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"“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”" — quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”

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"“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in..." — quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better p...

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