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Jon Stewart
“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”
“If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take ...
“Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.”
“I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.”
“I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”
“Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so ...
“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! I...
