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Lemony Snicket
“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”
“No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is ...
“It is useless for me to describe to you how terrible Violet, Klaus, and even Sunny felt in the time that followed. If y...
“Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally."No," Sunny answered."Me neither," Violet said, "but if we wait until we're ready w...
“Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you ...
“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them”
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for an...
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and ...
“Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.”
“There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't....
“There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.”
“Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have...
“I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.”
“People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed tog...
“A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelve...
“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. ...
“A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he took through the wo...
“They're book addicts.”
“Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonde...
“For Beatrice, when we first met,I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.”
“the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the elemen...
“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in ...
“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely a...
“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this is...
“To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there...
“There are many, many types of books in the world, which makes good sense, because there are many, many types of people,...
“Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur ...
“Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.”
“You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.”
