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Mark Twain
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
“In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through...
“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. ...
“Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.”
“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”
“It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other t...
“A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.”
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”
“Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's l...
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
“Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.”
“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just a...
“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the sli...
“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.”
“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”
“I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Auste...
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
“Obscurity and a competence—that is the life that is best worth living.”
“Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will...
“I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English
“In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without e...
“A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caste...
“If books are not good company, where shall I find it?”
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
“The difference between thealmost rightword and therightword is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the l...
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be...
“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”
“I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with the...
“Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.”
“There isn't time, so brief is life, for bickerings, apologies, heartburnings, callings to account. There is only time f...
“That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.”
“What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.”
“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”
“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
“Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.”
“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
“Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ”
“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”
“My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.”
“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education...
“Write what you know.”
“There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous andshallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith ...
“A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.”
“Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.”
