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"“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew ..." — quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had ...

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"“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about ..." — quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”

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"“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane an..." — quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”

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"“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt..." — quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”

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