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Rodney Dangerfield
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had ...
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”