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Steven Wright
“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you no...
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
