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Woody Allen
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.”
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time...
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.”
“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”
“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
“The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.”
“You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.”
“To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”
“If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.”
“I took a speed-reading course and readWar and Peacein twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
