Frank Zappa

“So many books, so little time.”

Albert Einstein

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Douglas Adams

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

Jane Austen

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

Garrison Keillor

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a ca...

Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”