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Frank Zappa
“So many books, so little time.”
Steve Martin
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Charles M. Schulz
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
Charles Bukowski
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Douglas Adams
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
Paul Terry
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
Terry Pratchett
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in...
Suzanne Collins
“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”
Jane Austen
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
Garrison Keillor
“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a ca...
“The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely reg...
Benjamin Franklin Wade
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
Charles J. Sykes
“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
George Carlin
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
J.K. Rowling
“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes," said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There...
